July 31, 2012 | Quotes |
I’m not saying I think I have the power to control birds, I’m just saying that if I one day discover that I have the power to control birds, that would not come as a surprise to me. – Wil
July 31, 2012 | Quotes |
[Wil and Charlie unravel the mysteries of the internet.] Wil: Say you want to look up a picture of John Stamos. Like- in, like, two seconds it will be there on your computer. Now, I can see your computer. Where is the picture of John Stamos right now? Charlie: Floating in the big electrical cloud. Wil: So is it near your computer? Is that how it gets there so quick? Charlie: Ah, no… Wil: What if it’s all over the other side of the world? Charlie: No, it’s like a lightning bolt. So, there’s this big electrical cloud floating about …
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July 31, 2012 | Quotes |
Charlie: So, you’ve developed technology that could end the threat of nuclear war forever … so even though you have that, you also decide to create as many nuclear weapons as you can to hold the world to ransom. Wil: Exactly. Charlie: That doesn’t make any sense! Wil: Why? Charlie: Because you could use the peaceful strategy by saying “hey, this can end the threat of nuclear war” and then take the next step from there, rather than the threat of violence. Wil: Well, how do I make any money out of that?
July 31, 2012 | Quotes |
Charlie: I think he [Justin Bieber] is actually very attractive. If he was a girl, I think he’d be pretty hot. Wil: It’s a fine line. He’d be a good crossover. If you had to go from being heterosexual to homosexual, you could go through him.
July 31, 2012 | Quotes |
Are there mucous experts? Studying mucous. Can you imagine that is your specialty, studying mucous? People must be into that. Do you reckon they get off on that? I bet you they do. – Charlie
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