Posted on July 31, 2012 by tofopquotes | Quotes |
[Wil and Charlie unravel the mysteries of the internet.] Wil: Say you want to look up a picture of John Stamos. Like- in, like, two seconds it will be there on your computer. Now, I can see your computer. Where is the picture of John Stamos right now? Charlie: Floating in the big electrical cloud. Wil: So is it near your computer? Is that how it gets there so quick? Charlie: Ah, no… Wil: What if it’s all over the other side of the world? Charlie: No, it’s like a lightning bolt. So, there’s this big electrical cloud floating about …
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Posted on July 31, 2012 by tofopquotes | Quotes |
Charlie: So, you’ve developed technology that could end the threat of nuclear war forever … so even though you have that, you also decide to create as many nuclear weapons as you can to hold the world to ransom. Wil: Exactly. Charlie: That doesn’t make any sense! Wil: Why? Charlie: Because you could use the peaceful strategy by saying “hey, this can end the threat of nuclear war” and then take the next step from there, rather than the threat of violence. Wil: Well, how do I make any money out of that?
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Charlie: I think he [Justin Bieber] is actually very attractive. If he was a girl, I think he’d be pretty hot. Wil: It’s a fine line. He’d be a good crossover. If you had to go from being heterosexual to homosexual, you could go through him.
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Are there mucous experts? Studying mucous. Can you imagine that is your specialty, studying mucous? People must be into that. Do you reckon they get off on that? I bet you they do. – Charlie
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I’m sorry that I need my desert predators to be more outrageous, but I just don’t think that if he had stopped the car and said “you have to do a shot of alcohol out of my eye socket” that just doesn’t seem fucked up enough to me. – Wil
